I blame you, Savvy!

thanks to my Thick-Blog-Partner-in-Crime, http://savvyfatty.blogspot.com/

01:What's a fact about the last person who texted you? Pain In My Ass!

02: Its 4 in the morning, and your phone rings.....and? i'm either gon get up and cuss a muthafucka out, or ignore the phone completely

03: What is your favorite thing to eat? chocolate ;)

04: Where was your default picture taken? on the Beach

05: Do u watch The Hills? WTH for?

06: What do you hear right now? typing and the A/C humming

07: What do you think your number 1 is doing right now? at work, tryna not choke a bitch

08: What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed? ohhhh, personal questions... nah buddy, ya ain't getting me on that one

09: Who would be the first person to know if you got pregnant? prolly the daddy; and he would know with a slap upside the head

10: What's the last thing you ate? Zapp's Spicy Creole Tomato chips

11: Can you sleep in jeans? hell naw

12: What is something you just don’t understand? how people can't read and write at the age of 30+

13: Where were you on July 4th, 2007? i honestly can't remember. i was drunk somewhere

14: Who was the last person you were in a car with? Sim

15: Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be? of course, always

16: Do you care what others think about you? naw! i don't give a fuck!

17: Do you think you'll be married in 10 years? if i find a man i don't wanna kill after a couple of months, maybe

18: Did you have a good day? it is, simply becasue it's almost over! thank Gawd for holiday weekends

19: What do you look forward to in the next 3 months? new apartment, new man... hopefully

20: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? not a muthafuckin one!

21: What was the last thing you laughed really hard about? that "I love you this much" photo withthe kid with no arms

22: When was the last time you got flowers? does my prom corsage count? if yes, then eons ago

23: Do you plan on moving in the next year? yes! i'm tired of these hood ass bastards

24: Do you like winter? fuck no! that's why i love the MIA

25: Do you regret anything? never!

26: Do you enjoy late night phone conversations? nah, i like my seleep and other nocturnal activities

27: Do you like to cuddle? only when it leads to nocturnal activities

28: Honestly, what's on your mind right now? bills, alcohol, dick (and any other related thoughts)

29: Honestly, how many people have you really liked in the past year? 2

30: Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you? prolly, but i don't give two shits

31: How late did you stay up last night? late, so late that i got to work after 9

32: Ever met a real life prostitute? does the hoe for the college football team count? if so, then yes

33: Are you going to grow apart from someone close? already have. he got so pissed that he moved away. hah!

34: Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear? plenty of people. i have a problem with clothing and i'm not ashamed of my roundness

35: Honestly, how many people have you completely fallen for? i have no idea... maybe 5

36: Happy most of the time? used to be. recently, i'm like "fuck the world"